going for "affable" "pithy" and "sanguine" here lemme know if its working

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Moonlight
  • Streets of Fire
  • Eyes Wide Shut

Recent activity

  • Knives Out


  • She Said


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • The Menu


Pinned reviews

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    me in the theater: any other LOST (2004-2010) fans in here!?!?!? kick his ass kate!!!! we have to go back !!! lmao
    everyone else: shut the fuck up

Recent reviews

  • Fall



    some really beautiful nature shots in this one

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    less talking more hitting !!

Popular reviews

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    lydia bennet running away with a man and ruining the lives of her entire family by bersmiching their reputation: i am so random 😋🤨😏 I can’t believe I just did that 😤🙌😭🤣😊