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  • The Age of Innocence

    The Age of Innocence



    Your movie looks so fucking good I wanna eat it.

  • The Meg

    The Meg


    The Good:
    The Shark was big
    Jason Statham fighting the aforementioned big shark

    The Bad:
    Like everything else.

    Really wanted to like this one y'all but the feel, tone, and pacing of this are all over the place. I don't understand why StAtham only fights the shark once. This shit shoulda been structured like a boxing movie. I need 3 Statham v Meg fights.

    Deep Blue Sea remains the king of dumb fun shark movies

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    About as close as we will ever get to seeing what Buster Keaton would have done with 100 million dollars.

    If ROGUE NATION was the summation and celebration of the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE series the FALLOUT is the summation of who Ethan Hunt is.

    And yes Ethan Hunt is Tom Cruise and all these movies play with the meta textual nature of where he is in his career. But it's also about the psychology of what makes this character tick and…

  • BlacKkKlansman



    Spike Lee has always swung for the fences and when he whiffs, he whiffs hard (SHE HATE ME) but when he hits? 

    SHHHHHHHIIIIIIEEEETTTTT, that motherfucker will leave the stadium and visit other galaxies.

    And that's what BLACKKKLANSMAN is. A homerun that isn't the triple DO THE RIGHT THING or MALCOM X is but it's still a double the same way INSIDE MAN (aka one of the best films of the 00's) is

    I have exhausted all my baseball knowledge