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Sorry to deploy the cliche but this is a knockout

Not the best of the franchise, but the one I enjoy most. It's got a split-diopter shot!

I was a snob about Pyun in the '90s, and this and others do have their flaws, but there's a great gritty-slick, *tactile* quality to this, not to mention a strong, sincere embrace of its ridiculousness

Until JUNGLE CRUISE, Collet-Serra had a pretty unimpeachable body of work

Meet me at the intersection of WKW and NWR for some ideal Valentine's Day viewing

A masterpiece

"Ah, but the dank, Moe, the dank!"

David Blue Garcia clearly has a knack/fondness for nastiness, so give him a little runway and he'll probably come up with something fun. Too many intrinsic problems for this one to truly work, though

Tepid. Ridley's heart was NOT in this

Appreciated the brutality, but you can be TOO meta

"And Michael Wincott" - see, THAT'S why the '90s were better

Love that Gary "You're looking at Tony" Valentine will tank his acting career by telling an off-colour gag on live TV to impress a woman who isn't impressed by his schoolboy smut. No movie more honest about teenage hubris