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  • The Master
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Re-Animator
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • The Ward

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

  • Freaky

  • Hard Eight

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  • The Pest

    The Pest

    The dubious honor of The Most Racist Movie of All Time

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★★

    The man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank.

    Perfect movie. No notes. If you disagree, don't care didn't ask plus you're just jealous that you're not shitfaced at a bar singing Edge of Seventeen when it's light out. (I've watched this a few times a year since I was nine years old and didn't notice until this time that Summer has a For Dummies-style "Guerilla Music Marketing" book. Genius.)