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  • Tenet



    The biggest question I had coming out of this was: “Was that Matthew Lillard in that airport scene? I swear that guy with one line who was in it for two minutes was Matthew Lillard.”

    It was not Matthew Lillard.

    I feel like perhaps I was meant to be asking other questions about this film or something that happened in it. Maybe if the people in it weren’t mumbling under an incredibly loud MEEEEERRRRRHHHH Christopher Nolan soundtrack throughout, I might…

  • My Name Is Nobody

    My Name Is Nobody


    More films should be this ridiculous.

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  • Frank



    What an ugly directionless mess. I love Michael Fassbender but he's now in two of the worst films I have ever seen in my life.

    This film has precious little to do with the source material, takes a horrifically uninformed and patronising approach to mental illness and just generally wallows around in selfish prickery to no particular end. The main character is a hateful cunt and there is nothing to enjoy. Avoid.

  • Alien³


    I first watched this shortly after it came out on video in 1992 (possibly even on a pirated copy while it was still in cinemas). It was such a dull and disappointing end to a (then) trilogy that I didn't watch it again for 20 years. After several people assured me that it wasn't that bad and was probably better than I remembered I decided it was time to watch it again. What a mistake. This film is 173 hours…