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  • Phineas and Ferb: The O.W.C.A. Files

    Phineas and Ferb: The O.W.C.A. Files


    An excellent distillation the things that made the Perry the Platypus/Dr. Doofenschmirtz dynamic so enthralling. It does start to drag out long enough you really start to miss the whole Phineas and Ferb component of Phineas and Ferb but the supporting cast is strong enough to keep things going, especially when J. K. Simmons and Stephen Root really get going.

  • Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

    Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?


    The film clearly knows exactly who it wants its audience to root for but there's never any real reason given as to why viewers should choose one side over another. Both parties are practically identical in mission, motivation, and pettiness to the point where there's no practical reason to prefer who ends up victorious. So while the cast features some decent players, their talent is wasted on a battlefield with no real purpose.

    Might not be as big of an…

Popular reviews

  • Selah and the Spades

    Selah and the Spades


    RANKINGS: 2019

    There is a very good film hiding somewhere in Selah and the Spades but this isn’t it.

    The first thing that becomes apparent when watching this film is how desperately it wants to be a woke Mean Girls. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Very few comedies have understood high school quite as well as the 2004 classic but the primarily straight white focus makes it not quite as timeless as it could be. Woke Mean Girls…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    RANKINGS: 2018 | Mission: Impossible

    The Mission: Impossible franchise consists largely of a series of increasingly complex studio-funded suicide attempts by Tom Cruise and I'll be damned if it doesn't make for one of the most memorable action franchises in history. With the exception of the lackluster second entry, nearly every single one has been better than the last. Fallout is no exception and is very likely to go down in history as one of the greatest action films of…