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  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★

    Josh Hartnetts hair is shittier than the CGI

  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★½

    Upping the rating on this one. Movie's fucking good even though Billy Zane is a half rate Beetlejuice.

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  • Day of the Dead: Bloodline

    Day of the Dead: Bloodline

    ½

    Christa Campbell and Lati Grobman have obtained the rights. Campbell said "We want to keep it as close to the Romero version as possible. To make sure that his fans are happy. These are not going to be zombies climbing walls and doing back flips like in World War Z."

    THERE IS LITERALLY A ZOMBIE CRAWLING AROUND THE AIR CONDITIONING DUCTS SPYING ON PEOPLE LIKE FUCKING MICHAEL RICHARDS IN AIRHEADS.

  • Beyond the Gates

    Beyond the Gates

    ★½

    I know this is low budget and indie and god bless them for that. Really. But it's not good. The acting is really bad and nothing fucking happens for an hour. Then when you think it picks up you have another 5-10 minutes of nothing. Leaving a solid 20 minutes. Woof.