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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    One of the better movies about being too horny on Christmas. Alan Cumming is a delight. Small, crowded spaces make me feel a lot differently than they used to.

  • Tokyo Godfathers

    Tokyo Godfathers


    Once in a while I really love a movie and then I don’t watch it for fifteen years and forget everything about it. This is a really dumb thing to do but a pretty great thing to have done.

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love these stupid fucking movies. They’ve made my life better and I think they’ve made me a better person. There’s just so much love in them. I love that there’s a trilogy of movies where the characters are incredibly incompetent but they succeed anyway because they care so much and they never give up. Not even in death! They just defeat death and become friends with him! Eventually they have daughters that are super smart, but ultimately save the…

  • Arrival



    Fuckin heck this movie's got all my favorite stuff in it.