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  • Midsommar



    This was a lot.

  • Delirium



    Yeah this is not a good movie.

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu


    The Pikachu movie was good! Also strong evidence that your movie will be better if someone from Halt and Catch Fire is in it.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    OK this was a fun movie, but 3D printed diamonds from a little home printer, come on.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    This movie was very dumb, but not as dumb as I am for watching it all the way through.

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    As far as I could tell this was in fact a movie about a mummy. It’s fascinating how much more dated this looks compared to, like… any of the Indiana Jones films, just because it didn’t shy away from CG.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    Honestly I was super impressed with how well this wrapped everything up. It really felt like a conclusion to all the films leading up to it, in a pretty satisfying way. The fat jokes were tiresome though.

  • Us



    Please just keep giving lots of money to Jordan Peele. Thanks.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    T.J. Miller dies but don’t get me wrong, it is not a good movie. Michael Bay is skilled at creating shots that look exciting, but they’re lifeless. He’s so unable to build tension that it’s incredibly boring to watch. My standards are not even that high Michael.

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    It’s fine? I enjoyed it. It has some good jokes and stuff. I like the character design for Ghost a lot. It’s fun when they make things really big or really small.

  • Get Out

    Get Out


    This was stressful in ways that I was not expecting.

  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black


    I like this weird dumb movie a lot. I like how unnecessarily slow and long it is. Everyone is very nice to listen to and look at. I really enjoy Brad Pitt acting confused about things? Anyway my wife keeps making fun of it and I can’t decide if I should tell her I’ve seen it like 20 times.