Favorite films

Don’t forget to select your favorite films!

Recent activity

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


  • Blade Runner


  • The Mutilator


  • Possession


Recent reviews

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    There are multiple moments when a robot transforms into a car and the camera lingers on the car in the exact way it does in a Chevy commercial. You can just about hear Bob Seger singing on the wind that blows the dust up so dramatically. Ohhhh like a rock!

    And I can't stop wondering which is true: is Michael Bay such a thoughtless stylistic mockingbird that what we see is simply his inner self extruded onto the screen? Is…

  • Tron



    Stoner masterpiece, man. This movie is also part of the Cinematic Dudeverse.

Popular reviews

  • L.A. Wars

    L.A. Wars


    The mob boss in this movie talks *exactly* like Fat Tony from The Simpsons.

  • Chain Reaction

    Chain Reaction


    Proof that high quality ingredients can't fix a shitty recipe. The script is a mess. The escapes are so improbable that even the most flexible suspension of disbelief will incur stress fractures. Rachel Weisz takes a fully clothed bath for some reason. The grand conspiracy never makes any sense. Should be Big Dumb Fun, instead it's just a big yawn.

    Best line, the FBI agent saying the quiet part out loud: "Murder is not a part of national security. At least, not domestically.