Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  Watched 22 Apr 2023 3

  not sure how i feel about this yet but one thing’s for certain: this is bar none the worst movie to have to pee during

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  Jackass Forever 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2022

  a movie where someone plays paddle ball with their flattened penis took covid more seriously than the restaurant i worked at

Popular reviews

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2019

  anyone who tells you this movie is like an acid trip has never taken acid. this movie is like a casino. there are no clocks. there are no windows. there is only gaudiness and insurmountable risk