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  • Parasite
  • Arrival
  • The Big Short

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  • Hypnotic

    ★★½

  • Tag

    ★★★½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★

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  • Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I truly want to love this movie.

    Soft sci-fi, government conspiracy, heartwarming family reunion, mind-control/power fantasy... It's got it all.

    But this thing is misery. It's hard to pick something to pick on because much of it is terrible, but I think the standout is the writing. Just awful across the board. More hole than plot. Awful cheese well beyond the pale. Terrible pacing.

    It's frankly incredible how GOOD Ben Affleck, Alice Braga, and William Fichtner seem when you consider the plot and lines they're given.

    I wish this was 10x the movie, because I want sequels, but... Like... If they were good.

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★★

    I just found out they're making a MINIMUM of 8 more MCU movies...

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★½

    The perfect amount of nostalgia and in-jokes.

    I do think it got a bit dark when the one character said "The only hope is the hope of the release of death" and then Baby Mario and Baby Luigi said "Fuck-a dis shit, let's-a get fucked up on shrooms" and then they had a VERY long mushroom trip. Seems unnecessary and not kid-friendly.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★

    This movie is EXTREMELY fine.

    Very, very okay.

    Unbelievably alright.