Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • The Big Short
  • A Quiet Place
  • Wind River

Recent activity

  • The Bourne Supremacy

  • Jason Bourne

  • The Bourne Legacy

  • The Bourne Ultimatum

Recent reviews

  • Tenet



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Alamo Drafthouse scheduled this showing at 10:10am, and I really appreciate that. I also appreciate that when I booked my seat they cleared out two seats on either side of me 😄! But not in front of or behind me 😡!

    This movie should not be three and a half stars and yet I am a big dumdum. I did my senior capstone thesis on the movies of Christopher Nolan, so Ol' Chris could probably release a movie where it's…

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wish Tony Scott would have paid $25,000 to make even one of the flight scenes have any spatial cohesion.

    My first "what the fuck" moment was when Maverick was playing beach volleyball in full jeans, but that was after he follows a woman he just met into the women's restroom to attempt to fuck her despite her already turning him down so anyway Maverick is a complete sociopath.

    The stakes of this movie are SO low it's amazing the…

Popular reviews

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman


    I thought this movie was a lot better the first time I saw it.

  • 7500



    It pains me immensely to dislike a movie starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

    And, in fact, maybe dislike is too strong of a word. I found it extremely challenging throughout all of 7500 to like anything about the movie. Not liking something and disliking something are not the same thing.

    In case it's not clear (I think maybe he says it once or twice in the movie), 7500 is the global transponder code for a hijacking. Except for a few scenes at…