Alamo Drafthouse scheduled this showing at 10:10am, and I really appreciate that. I also appreciate that when I booked my seat they cleared out two seats on either side of me 😄! But not in front of or behind me 😡!

This movie should not be three and a half stars and yet I am a big dumdum. I did my senior capstone thesis on the movies of Christopher Nolan, so Ol' Chris could probably release a movie where it's…

I wish Tony Scott would have paid $25,000 to make even one of the flight scenes have any spatial cohesion.

My first "what the fuck" moment was when Maverick was playing beach volleyball in full jeans, but that was after he follows a woman he just met into the women's restroom to attempt to fuck her despite her already turning him down so anyway Maverick is a complete sociopath.

The stakes of this movie are SO low it's amazing the…