The Irishman ★★★½

Martin Scorsese made a gangster film, but this time it's not fun to be a gangster!

Also, it's a film, unlike that garbage that they make based on comics and stuff. You know it's a real film because it's like 6 days long or something, which is how you know it's Art.

There's nothing glaringly wrong with this movie (other than some very, very, slightly unsettling digital de-aging effects). Conversely, there's nothing glaringly incredible about it either.

It's a mobster movie by Martin Scorsese, and starring every big name you would put in a mobster movie in 2019.

It was fine.

I won't buy it, but I didn't fall asleep.