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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Brian Haver-Scanlon 03 Jul 2022

  Will never be able to put into words how mircaculous this movie is. So much beauty in its efficiency. Only gets better every time!

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★½ Watched by Brian Haver-Scanlon 02 Jul 2022

  an iPad stuck in my toddler face at dinner. doyoyo googoo gaga ? there’s a funny joke at the end, but this is the most complete neutral brain numb content. banana.  I don’t see what’s the joke here. but I’m not a toddler so what do I know about minions the rise of gru.

Popular reviews

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  21 Bridges 2019

  ★★★½ Watched by Brian Haver-Scanlon 19 Nov 2019 7

  Shoutout to the lady who loudly farted during the tense final standoff.

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  Moonfall 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Brian Haver-Scanlon 26 Jan 2022 12

  So the Moon, it fell on us.. But the moon wants to help us...

  It's a long and complicated story, but deep down, the Moon doesn't want your son in jail, the Moon doesn't want you to feel guilty for the death of your best friend, the Moon doesn't want another 9/11.

  The Moon wants you to buy a Lexus.

  The Moon wants you to get back together with Halle Berry.

  The Moon really enjoyed Neill Blomkamp's Elysium (2013), I…