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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★★★★★

    To watch this is to look into the eyes of God and realize she hates you so very much.  Like getting raped by a dolphin while an orca chews your torso. Magical.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★½

    Fuck off