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  • Horse Girl

    Horse Girl


    Just so impressed, maybe unduly impressed, that this wasn't UNICORN STORE.

  • Old Joy

    Old Joy


    I know I'm not supposed to think of this as akin to a mumblecore movie of its era but that's really how I reacted to it, prettier cinematography nonwithstanding.

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  • Cats



    All are equal here. Judi Dench is no better at acting than Taylor Swift. Jennifer Hudson is no more effective at singing than Rebel Wilson. Ian McKellen has no more dignity than Jason Derulo. For possibly the first time in cinematic history, James Corden is no more of a nuisance than anyone else on screen. All brought to the same level. All Cats.

  • Men in Black: International

    Men in Black: International


    See those two stars in this rating? One of them is for Tessa Thompson being attractive and charismatic and the other is for Chris Hemsworth being attractive and charismatic, and while it is probably possible to make a worse movie starring Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth, I would prefer that no one try to find out for sure.