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  • Separation


    This took me back....................to the last time I hated a movie this much which I actually couldn't remember!!!

  • Things Heard & Seen

    Things Heard & Seen


    Somehow the dude in this being awful went so far beyond nuance that it came back around again and I kind of dug it? Also, being good in this type of movie is probably not the best use of Amanda Seyfried's time, but I appreciate that she consistently *is* good in this type of movie.

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  • Cats


    All are equal here. Judi Dench is no better at acting than Taylor Swift. Jennifer Hudson is no more effective at singing than Rebel Wilson. Ian McKellen has no more dignity than Jason Derulo. For possibly the first time in cinematic history, James Corden is no more of a nuisance than anyone else on screen. All brought to the same level. All Cats.

  • Men in Black: International

    Men in Black: International


    See those two stars in this rating? One of them is for Tessa Thompson being attractive and charismatic and the other is for Chris Hemsworth being attractive and charismatic, and while it is probably possible to make a worse movie starring Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth, I would prefer that no one try to find out for sure.