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  • Hereditary


    Mother fucker. I just got tricked by one of those videos where like a demon girl pops up out of know where. Like all up in your screen. I screamed like a little bitch and threw my fucking phone across my damn apartment.

    I feel like that counts as watching this movie.

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    At the drive in 🥰

  • This Is the End

    This Is the End


    I didn’t have a panic attack thinking about the end of the world while watching this time!!

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  • Making Fun: The Story of Funko

    Making Fun: The Story of Funko


    An hour of people saying “I collected all this other shit, so I figured I might as well collect Funko shit too” mixed in with thirty odd minutes of the actual history of the company. Also like 10 minutes worth of mostly C list celebrities or a "has been" saying “oh it’s crazy people still care about me.”

    The editing is bad and choppy. There are some really cringe cuts and transitions. They build an atmosphere like these people are…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    A film student walks out of the theater. A light sprinkle of rain is falling. He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. They’re American Spirits. He puts the cigarette between his lips, lights it, and takes a drag. He takes the cigarette from his mouth and says aloud to absolutely no one listening “now that ..... was cinema.”