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  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★

    Orion Pictures: We've got a script about a smart assistant that connects to your home devices like thermostats, but it goes haywire

    Lars Klevberg: Ssounds like a topical horror premise

    Orion: Also the movie is called "Child's Play" so the smart assistant has to be in a kid's doll called Chucky

    Lars: Wait, why would a kid connect his doll to a thermos--

    Orion: THE KID'S NAME HAS TO BE ANDY

  • See You Yesterday

    See You Yesterday

    ★★

    Exec A: Hey, what's the worst episode of the Twilight Zone reboot?
    Exec B: Wunderkind.
    Exec A: No.
    Exec B: The Blue Scorpion?
    Exec A: No.
    Exec B: Nightmare at 30,000 Feet?
    Exec A: No.
    Exec B: A Traveler?
    Exec A: No.
    Exec B: Not All Men?
    Exec A: No.
    Exec B: Replay?
    Exec A: Yes! Anyway, let's make it a feature-length film!

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★

    Better than the source material gave it any right to be. Still sucked.

  • Slice

    Slice

    A24 I trusted you