Rod Hilton

Rod Hilton

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Se7en
  • 12 Angry Men
  • The Thing

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  • Madame Web

    ½

  • American Fiction

    ★★★½

  • The Beekeeper

    ★★★½

  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

    ★★★

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    There is no joy in mocking a bad movie meant to be bad.

    You are merely a cog in marketing machinery, dear memers. Viral trailer lines in absentia, corporate attempts to replicate "it's morbin' time" and you are the rube.

    Yes, it is bad, but willed to be so, each defect a calculated gambit to reach Sharknado notoriety. Be not bamboozled by this foul jellybean, for the utmost care was taken in replicating the taste.

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★½

    Unfortunately a bunch of meta jokes about how your movie doesn't have a third act doesn't provide one.

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  • The Magician's Elephant

    The Magician's Elephant

    ★½

    My kid said this movie was boring and I asked if he wanted to finish it or go to bed and he chose to go to bed. It was 6:00.

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★★★

    "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" is the closest thing to a spiritual sequel to "Airplane!" we've gotten since "The Naked Gun" over 30 years ago. They genuinely do not make them like this anymore.

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