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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo


    Every time a movie based on a book ends with the characters in the movie writing the book it's based on, it's stupid. Every time.

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma


    "Stop spending so much time on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Google" says company-competing-for-your-attention Netflix.

    Nahh but seriously we're doomed.

Popular reviews

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    Better than the source material gave it any right to be. Still sucked.

  • Fantasy Island

    Fantasy Island


    My wife picked "Fantasy Island" over about 1,000 other movies we could have watched. This is her review when it was over: "sorry guys, my bad."