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  • The Border

    The Border

    ★★★★

    It divided the land. It divided the man.

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★½

    Maybe I'm dead inside?

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★½

    To paraphrase a well known scene from Spike Lee's '25th Hour'...

    Fuck Marvel Studios. Fuck hiring directors without a shred of understand of how to direct an action scene. Fuck reboots, remakes, recasting. Fucking shared universes. Fuck Jon Watts' sense of humour and using wide shots to kill a gag which wasn't funny to begin with. Fuck every single character sounding the same. Fuck the "my friends call me MJ" line. Fuck the all six writers, especially the one who…

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★

    The only wonder is that I didn't walk out.

    Same slo-mo obsessed, blue screen ugly, one-dimensional characterised crap as all the others, only this one wears a skirt.