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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

  • Firestarter

    ★½

  • Men

    ★★★½

  • Around the World in 80 Days

    ★★

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    95

    The Worst Person in the World premiered at Cannes seven long months ago and I’ve been eagerly awaiting it’s theatrical release ever since. Saying it was well worth the wait vastly understates exactly how phenomenal of an experience this actually is. I’ve instantly ranked it at number two on my 2021 ranked list and it’s certain to be a film I revisit many times. Joachim Trier and Eskil Vogt’s exceptional writing crafts an unpredictable protagonist as lovably relatable even with her…

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★½

    94

    In what’s likely going to be the most underrated film of the year, Mike Mills delivers a heartwarming narrative on growing up, parenthood, and how it’s okay to admit you’re not okay sometimes. C’mon C’mon feels so distinct with it’s genuine dialogue, making you lose the concept of you watching this as a movie. Instead, you find yourself engulfed in a familial relationship as if it’s your very own.

    Joaquin Phoenix plays a New York native (Johnny) who travels…

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    65

    The Lonely Island and John Mulaney come together for this meta comedy loose adaptation of the Chip and Dale characters that many millennials grew up loving. I never watched the show and know very little about the characters. However, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers shocks in its ability to deliver a pleasant balance of humor for the entire family to enjoy, whether you know the characters or not. It draws obvious comparisons to “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” and I’d…

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★½

    34

    If there’s one thing to ‘praise’ about the Firestarter franchise, it’s that both movies and the miniseries roughly balance out on a critical scale to being equally as mediocre. The 1984 original film is too long and takes itself way too seriously but also has a good performance from George C. Scott and decent practical effects. The miniseries feels unnecessarily long, has a poor lead actress but also has the incredible Malcolm McDowell in it. And this remake of…

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    20

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    As a huge fan of the Texas Chainsaw IP, I’m appalled. It’s genuinely revolting. It lacks a fundamental understanding of what made the original so great. What an absolute disgrace.

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  • Men

    Men

    ★★★½

    74

    I was eagerly anticipating Alex Garland’s Men after having grown up loving “The Beach” (which is based on Garland’s novel) and recently loving “Annihilation.” From a visual and technical standpoint, “Men” is an even greater achievement than Annihilation. It’s gorgeously shot on location in the countryside of the UK, has sound design that’s on par with the quality of big blockbusters and is edited in a way that brings considerably chilling discomfort. It also has two strong performances to…