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  • Moon Knight

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★★★½

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    ★★

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    95

    The Worst Person in the World premiered at Cannes seven long months ago and I’ve been eagerly awaiting it’s theatrical release ever since. Saying it was well worth the wait vastly understates exactly how phenomenal of an experience this actually is. I’ve instantly ranked it at number two on my 2021 ranked list and it’s certain to be a film I revisit many times. Joachim Trier and Eskil Vogt’s exceptional writing crafts an unpredictable protagonist as lovably relatable even with her…

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★½

    94

    In what’s likely going to be the most underrated film of the year, Mike Mills delivers a heartwarming narrative on growing up, parenthood, and how it’s okay to admit you’re not okay sometimes. C’mon C’mon feels so distinct with it’s genuine dialogue, making you lose the concept of you watching this as a movie. Instead, you find yourself engulfed in a familial relationship as if it’s your very own.

    Joaquin Phoenix plays a New York native (Johnny) who travels…

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  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ★★★★

    75

    Jeremy Slater’s Moon Knight is the rare case where a miniseries feels like a vessel for an actor to flex his performing capabilities, portraying two characters at once, without being at the expense of the narrative. Extended moments of dialogue with Oscar Isaac speaking to his other persona (himself) never feel dull as Isaac’s range is astonishing. Not only does he nail the English accent, he also successfully characterizes Steven with a completely different personality than Marc. It’s also…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    90

    A masterfully shot revenge story that combines the visceral action of a big budget blockbuster with the vivid intricacies of an art house feature. I can acknowledge “thin characters” as being a reasonable criticism to have against its quality but I can also almost look completely past that with how much I simply adore this film. 

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  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    20

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    As a huge fan of the Texas Chainsaw IP, I’m appalled. It’s genuinely revolting. It lacks a fundamental understanding of what made the original so great. What an absolute disgrace.

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    75

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    No Way Home delivers some of the heaviest emotional highs of the entire MCU and develops Tom Holland’s Peter Parker into everything we’ve been wanting him to become. Even with the most fan service of any superhero movie ever, I found myself ignoring most of the implausibilities, instead purely enjoying the glorious hype of it all. It’s a jaw dropping sequel from start to finish. 

    Picking up directly after Far From Home, Spider-Man (Tom Holland) must find…