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ronniebelt has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man


    I don’t see an invisible man at any point in this movie. SMH Fam. SMH

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    By the time the end of the movie came I was holding on to hope that he would At least drink the draino. And he couldn’t even do that... come on

  • Premonition



    I had a premonition that this movie would suck. It came true.

  • The Happening

    The Happening


    Horror movie of the decade. The acting will keep you up at night for weeks.

  • 2012




    The world is ending and you are running to survive and John Cusack still finds a way to look bored as hell...

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge


    "classic, smart and terrifying" are words I would be saying if this film was not complete crap, 

    This film is like a turd your drunk step-father left in the toilet that overflowed the bowl and he blamed you and spanked you even though you're 17, "you're not my dad Carl!". 

    This film is a punishment that nobody deserved but got it anyway. The horse died after JAWS 2 but they decided to beat it until it started to look like…

  • Bio-Dome




    So you forgot to take out the trash. And when you finally take it out three months later you realize there is a dead skunk in the bin plus three months worth of unfinished egg salad sandwiches. That's how much this movie stinks. Some say this is a cult classic, I say they deserve to have your brain stem ripped out of their anus.