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ronniebelt has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Annihilation



    Me: What happened?
    Movie: I don’t know..
    Me: what did this movie want?
    Movie: I don’t know
    Me: do you know?
    Movie: I don’t know..
    Me: why did you send in 4 women after legions of military men never came back?
    Movie: I don’t know...
     Me: why is Oscar Isaac so flipping sexy?
    Movie: I don’t know
    Me: Is there any take away from this 2 hour pretentious movie?
    Movie: wonk t’nod I 
    Me: WTF? 
    Movie: I don’t know 
    Me: I’m done with this shit

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Star Wars episode VIII: The Social Justice Awakens 

    May contain spoilers* 

           This is an important movie for the world to see. Touching on themes of slavery, animal cruelty, rich war profiteers and other off topic, edgy shit that you loooove to find in a Star Wars movie. Having the aliens in the casino sound like white Americans was a nice touch. Of course these subplots all tie into the plot nicely and lead somewhere right? Right? Oh…

  • Iron Man 3

    Iron Man 3



    Couldn't leave well enough alone as we watch our favorite bold, confident and edgy hero turn into a scared wuss that keeps having panic attacks. EPIC!

    Watch as the "indestructible" Iron Man suit becomes cheap Chinese plastic and breaks apart and or has problems throughout the WHOLE movie. 

    A good watch if you're a DC fan.

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


    The amount of source material they used for this film was probably fewer lines than this review... Period.

  • Angels & Demons

    Angels & Demons


    After enduring the hellish torment that was The Da Vinci Code. I decided to give Ron Howard and this sequel the green light, because suffering is kinky to me I suppose.

    And I have to say that I came away from the film with a lot less distain and boredom. 

    From the very get go the movie was stronger footed. Clever shot, faster paced and had an understandable premise that the last film was unable to provide due to…

  • 12 Years a Slave

    12 Years a Slave


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ya I was disappointed. There's is not any true substance to this movie. I mean I was rooting for the guy to get home and out of slavery, I guess I was just kinda watching and waiting for it to finally happen and it did. 

    GREAT! Next movie...

    I know historical narratives are Oscar bait but that seems to be what this film is made for. It takes no risks and does not step out and be different from other…