Slimp :P

A witch cursed me to only watch the worst movies.

Favorite films

  • SLC Punk
  • Shock Treatment
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Coraline

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  • The Innocents


  • Purple Hearts

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  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    I don't understand how marvel got away with this. I don't understand why people are so in love with it, and I don't care.

    Maybe I'm a little biased because Moonknight has been my favorite comic book character(s) for nearly two decades, but this show is just bad regardless of who it's about. The editing is quite literally some of the worst I've ever seen, the writing is atrocious all the way through, not a single performance felt anything beyond…

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

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  • Capybara Walking

    Capybara Walking


    After watching Capybara Walking (a film about a capybara walking) on both a cellphone and a television, I finally understand why there's such a strong stigma against watching films on your phone.

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    PAUL DANO!!! YAYAYAYAYAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!! He's not in the movie enough!! He should have been in all three hours. They should have made this movie eight hours but it's just Paul Dano!!! I love Paul Dano!! And Robert Pattinson! They're both so cute!!!

    Also I didn't really like the movie, I'm sorry

    Goodbye <?>