🕸Jacob 🍂

🕸Jacob 🍂

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🩸🔪Horror Fanatic 🔪🩸
DEMENTED FOREVER

Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Scream
  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  • Cecil B. Demented

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

  • The Fallout

    ★★★★

  • Am I Ok?

    ★★★★

  • Eternals

    ★★

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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    ★★★★½

    I finally did it! I finally watched The Exorcist! Wow, this has been a journey. Growing up, The Exorcist was a film that was off limits. Even my dad,who would let me watch a ton of horror movies with him that were quite fucked up and are arguably more traumatizing than The Exorcist, wouldn’t let me watch it. All my relatives had nailed into my head how evil this film was, and that it was to be avoided at all…

  • Hypnotic

    Hypnotic

    The scariest thing about this movie was Kate’s wig. Babe, I love you, but this was so bad. I wouldn’t of sat through this for anyone but you. 😭❤️

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

    Year 1999: Eyes Wide Shut


    I love how the church of Scientology said no to Tom cruise being nude in this movie, but then Nicole Kidman spent 75% of her screen time butt-ass naked.


    52 years, In 52 Weeks: 4/52

  • Am I Ok?

    Am I Ok?

    ★★★★

    Sundance 2022 Film #18

    “Am I Okay?” - Lucy

    What a great way to finish this year’s Sundance! I was really excited for this one at first, but then I saw some of the first reactions. I kept seeing people calling it “simple” and “bland”, which I don’t fully disagree, but I would argue that’s the point.


     This movie isn’t anything special necessarily when it comes to visuals, style, or even message wise. This is a very simple movie, and…

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  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★★

    Sundance 2022 Film #4

    Christian Tafdrup, the director: “yeah, I don’t really like horror. This is my first time doing a horror movie. I wanted to make a movie that would make my audience completely uncomfortable and hate me”

    Me: “okay, yeah right chump. Let’s watch this halfed-ass shit show.”

    *watches the entire movie*

    Me: “PLEASE STOP. STOPPPP. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW!? IT’S ALMOST 4AM, AND I CANT STOP SHAKING. SEND HELPPPPP”

  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★★★★

    What am I supposed to even say? This movie is incredibly difficult to talk about without spoiling it, and I do not envy whoever had to market this film because WOWZA- ummm, yeah a lot of people are going to hate this. Like, this is going to be a divisive film and that’s okay. I thought it was quite impressive. I can’t think of the last time I watched such a unique film that managed to make me laugh ( a lot) and cry (a lot). Please go into this blind (and yes, this is a huge recommendation.).