This is NOT another episode of I Love Films.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really wish I hadn’t followed the ‘know as little as possible about this before you see it’ advice I heard on a podcast, as I was 100% not in the mood for a version of Funny Games starring the world’s shittiest twelve-year-old. Miserable experience. Plus it featured that annoying rapping kid from The Visit*! Why did this happen to me!?!
*I know the other kid from The Visit is also in this, but I felt nothing about having to see her again.
If you hate Seth Rogen, you're gonna hate this. But if you're like me and have been looking forward to this since well before the controversy started, this is going to be the best Christmas present you've gotten this year. Added bonus of knowing Kim Jong-Un resents your happiness! (Man, if only all of my Christmas presents could anger dictators; my holidays would be so much more satisfying.)