Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • The Piano
  • Nosferatu
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Recent activity

  • The Last Unicorn

  • The Chronicles of Riddick

  • Mad Max: Fury Road


  • Voyagers

Recent reviews

  • The Last Unicorn

    The Last Unicorn

    Holy shit this movie is extremely trans. Love that. This whole movie is frequently very beautiful and funny, but boy do I wish they hadn’t left poor Mia Farrow and Jeff Bridges waving in the wind with those songs because they do very well otherwise. Title song slaps severely though.

  • The Chronicles of Riddick

    The Chronicles of Riddick

    Thandiwe Newton is basically doing drag in this and I love that. Still not sure that this is a particularly good movie but it’s at least novel in fun and interesting ways.

Popular reviews

  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    at last, a movie for me, a sexually repressed hermit who can't sing and fucking loves candles

  • The Innkeepers

    The Innkeepers

    Loved this, was reminded a bit of The Changeling in the way that it’s just a hangout movie for a while (though this time comic instead of tragic) until suddenly a switch gets flipped and it goes full ooky-spooky. A lot of people see the ending as anticlimactic, but I thought that was kind of the point? Sara Paxton and Pat Healy worked GREAT together, I would watch a whole series starring these two as these characters if it existed. Maybe I should get around to seeing X and Pearl soon.