Favorite films

  • The Passion of Joan of Arc
  • The Brown Bunny
  • The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
  • Ritual

Recent activity

  • The Beach Boys: Wouldn't It Be Nice


  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


  • Brother Bear


  • Little Murders


Recent reviews

  • Ambulance



    Michael Bay may be the last genuine auteur in the Hollywood system.

  • So Pretty

    So Pretty


    I pay 50 bucks a month to be at the most prestigious film school in the country so that they can tell me to watch this for one of the courses.

    Don't go to film school.

Popular reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    The Tower of Babel via Netflix.

    A complete abomination of cinema, attempting to reach the heavens but in its stead, reveals an ugly excuse of a film made by people that think they know better than you. Nothing here works, edited like a YouTube video to keep your attention, ham fisting its message into your gullet like the happy consumer you are.

    May be the worst film I have seen in my life, the film equivalent to mental retardation.

  • Mr. Pregnant

    Mr. Pregnant


    Fuck this hit a lot harder this time round. I was blown back by everything the first time round but on the rewatch, I was really touched by the genuine emotions that the film is able to create.

    Like most other MDE related stuff, the comedy is brilliant but whats behind it is far too good for this world. The bizarre humour mixed in with the disillusionment felt by Charls as he comes to terms with the neo-21st century prostitution…