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  • Sorry We Missed You

    Sorry We Missed You


    I feel like shit

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense


    David Byrne crawls on the floor in this movie. But those two black chicks deserved best supporting actresses each. Probably the best film ever made

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  • Fireplace for Your Home: Birchwood Edition

    Fireplace for Your Home: Birchwood Edition


    Cried twice, came as well then I shit on the carpet. It's as simple as that folks

  • Parasite



    I'm riding my bicycle. Gold rims and the seat just how I like it, you know the seat, I reckon you'd like to have a sit on it, I would, that's why I brought it. Anyway down the hill not 40 feet before the presence of a filthy man is felt in the dark fabrics of the night, he smells, bad, bad is what he smells yeah stop interrupting. He runs, fast? Yeah fast he's filthy, dirt and shitty just fucking disgusting. I ride away the seat hurts my ass? Not the way I like it johnny