Only God Forgives ★½

Jeez that was painful...

After watching this today and reading reviews afterwards, I think Karsten Runquist described it the best. "Only God Forgives is a bad movie disguised as a good movie". I think that describes it best because, once you get rid of the flashy cinematography and superb performances, you are left with the most meandering, nonsensical plot ever. The plot rarely makes any sense, yet it expects you to REALLY CARE about these characters, there is one character, in fact, that could have been completely cut from the movie and it would not have made a single difference. I felt as though I completely wasted my time with this movie and was left with a headache after. That's a shame because there were times where I got sucked in, but for the most part this movie is a drag.