Wish Upon

This is what would happen if Sierra Burgess and Elle found a satanic wish box...

I do not like teen horror movies. They ruin the best part of each genre. You can’t have an effective horror movie, because it has to be for teens, and you can’t simply have a good coming of age movie, because there has to be horror elements. What you are left with is bland and idiotic films like Wish Upon. This movie has one of the absolute worst protagonists in the history of cinema. Joey King has a knack for playing stupid, awful, selfish characters. The amount of people that wind up dead due to this girl’s behavior is incredible. She makes the most selfish, evil decisions throughout the course of the movie. Also the scrip is clearly written by a 50 year old. “Your dads super hot...like Sriracha hot.” Real line from this movie...Sriracha hot sauce isn’t even that spicy. Yeah I’d say avoid this.