RowanHarper has written 138 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs



  • The Revenant

    The Revenant


    So...Is it fair to say there is nothing wrong with this movie? I was just completely enthralled from beginning to end. First lets talk about Leonardo DiCaprio who, I believe, gives the best performance of his career (that I've seen). Which is impressive because he is one of the best actors of all time. What's even more impressive is he barely has any dialogue, and most of the dialogue he does have, is in another fucking language. You see all…

  • Penguins



    Sure the narration was very obnoxious at some parts (not Ed Helm's fault just disney trying to make it more family friendly) but how could you not like this movie!? I love nature docs, and disneynature has been hitting it out of the park with every new film they put out. Like all disneynature films the cinematography is STUNNING! Most of these shots look like they could be on the cover of an issue of National Geographic. The amount of…

  • Super Size Me

    Super Size Me


    While the information here is very important and well presented, on a technical level this documentary is pretty bad. Things like cameras being out of focus and god awful audio. A lot of time is wasted as we talk about things like ice cream and how big of a role model Jared (the paedophile) from Subway is. If this movie stuck to more of a concrete idea it could really be something special. As it stands this is a just…

  • The Open House

    The Open House

    Intense. Scary. Emotional. Epic

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Regardless of what you think of these films, you have to admit that what marvel has accomplished in terms of film making is astounding. This film is very important to a lot of people including myself, so I'm overjoyed to say that this movie did not disappoint! I do not envy the writers or the directors that have the task of making a film this monumental, so much respect to the writers and the Russo´s for being able to juggle…