RowanHarper has written 3 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2019.

  • Christmas with the Kranks

    Christmas with the Kranks

    ★½

    Annoying and a waste of time. Both my mom and I share the sentiment that we never need to see this film again. Jamie Lee Curtis is absolutely unbearable in this film. Definitely one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen. But there are some good things here, The climax of the film was pretty well done and hey, it was all in good Christmas spirit at the very least at least.

  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives

    ★½

    Jeez that was painful...

    After watching this today and reading reviews afterwards, I think Karsten Runquist described it the best. "Only God Forgives is a bad movie disguised as a good movie". I think that describes it best because, once you get rid of the flashy cinematography and superb performances, you are left with the most meandering, nonsensical plot ever. The plot rarely makes any sense, yet it expects you to REALLY CARE about these characters, there is one character,…

  • Always Be My Maybe

    Always Be My Maybe

    ★½

    Do you think Keanu Reeves back is tired from carrying this entire film?