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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    in 1977 and 1980 they made two great Star Wars movies. in 2017 they made another one.

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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising


    The most well made 2 star film I’ve ever seen 

    Yelled, hey asshole. Turn your fucking phone off. 

  • Broken



    Shit what a bad film

    And I’m ashamed to be the person who added it to the movie DB and Letterboxd in turn.

    This film is so bad it’s almost an achievement. Like how do you get such wooden performances out of so many people?

    Here’s how, write a fucking crazy amateur script loaded with every cliché in the book thrown in for good measure

    Then advertise the film as one thing (an ultra violet revenge movie) and secretly make…