The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 ★★

I am by no means an opponent of swear-heavy movies. But if you're going to write one, give it some damn variety. Throw in a couple more words other than "mothafucker!".

Also, maybe cut the monologue about taking a Lithuanian ass model to Iceland and being shit on by a sled dog?

The only real value in this movie is seeing Denzel prove that he can make anything watchable.