Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2022 16

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Did not have a gay Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in a bathtub on my Bingo card.

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  X 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2022 5

  What zero dick does to a mf.

Recent reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  Absolute nightmare scenario…

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Dec 2023 2

  For Dumbledore to openly announce that Slytherin had the most points at the end of the year, only to add points to Gryffindor after the fact really wasn’t cool. I get that Slytherin is a bunch of douchebags but just add the points beforehand and announce Gryffindor after the fact.  Don’t falsely announce a house as a winner and then do a cruel rug pull on a bunch of 9 year olds. What the fuck dude

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2022 18

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Nice little cameo appearance from the Barbarian

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 10 Oct 2021 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Stu and Billy’s Letterboxd accounts are probably wild