Favorite films

  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Dallas Connection
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Midsommar

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  • The Final Girls

    ★★★★★

  • Carrion

    ★★½

  • Mortuary Massacre

    ★★

  • Boa vs. Python

    ★★

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  • Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding Dress

    Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding Dress

    ★★★

    This is the 3rd out of 15 Garage Sale Mystery flicks that I have seen. I think I might have skipped one but whatevs, that too will be watched. Anywho, Lori Loughlin is doing her American sweetheart dance and she does it well. Her voice has a hypnotizing quality to it in the same way a librarian does when she is reading a book to a bunch of little kids during a summer reading program. I can't be the only…

  • The Guy From Harlem

    The Guy From Harlem

    Film 2 of BB and BC November Challenge

    1 of 2 blaxploitation movies
    3 decades : 1970s

    Where to begin with this “movie”? There is indeed a guy and he is from Harlem. However, this does not take place in Harlem.

    Instead of me tearing this movie apart I will dive into a track by track analysis on Violent Femme’s debut album Violent Femmes that was released in 1982. When Violent Femmes was released there was nothing to compare it…

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  • Carrion

    Carrion

    ★★½

    This is a bonus movie on the Mortuary Massacre DVD. Score?!? This is a black and white gory crime horror flick. A detective tries to solve brutal murders while he drinks too much. One could say his work affects him. There is a lot of editing as the main character dives into madness.

    I am going to echo the only other reviewer and viewer of this movie and say that this is a better movie than Mortuary Massacre. It might be a bit odd but it is at least entertaining.

  • Mortuary Massacre

    Mortuary Massacre

    ★★

    First, let me say that Mortuary Massacre committed, in my opinion, the worst movie sin. The overuse of digital film effects that creates lines and dots over the movie. I am not exactly sure what that effect is but it is helluva annoying. Why do so many low-budget horror flicks rely on these effects? It doesn't add anything to the movie. It is like the lens flare in a Transformers movie, distracting.

    If you are looking for gore, this movie…

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