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  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
  • Sorceress II: The Temptress
  • Basic Instinct
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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★½

  • Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills

    ★★½

  • Slaxx

    ★★★½

  • Drainiac!

    ★★★★

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  • Night of the Animated Dead

    Night of the Animated Dead

    ★★½

    I have a mixed opinion on Night of the Animated Dead. On one side, this is basically the same script and story as Night of the Living Dead, which I absolutely love. On the other hand, the animation is sort of a letdown. This is from Warner Brothers Animation, which has been killing it for the past decade with animated DC movies. However, too often this movie leaves a lot to be desired, even if it has comic-book animated movie…

  • Murdercise

    Murdercise

    ★★★★

    This has been one of my most anticipated movies since donthitpause told me about it. Murdercise did not let me down. It is another 80s slasher throwback in an overcrowded sea but it is fun, sleazy, and blood-filled.

    On the shoot of a workout video, tensions rise as Phoebe takes offense to everyone working on the shoot. Meanwhile, there are a pair of killers doing their own thing. These two worlds will soon combine and the result is blood-soaked mayhem.…

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★½

    "There are no apps for me to meet mutant ladies. Believe me, I check every day." - Splinter

    TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is a love letter to the Ninja Turtles and their fans while breaking the door down to move forward. The animation is top notch as is the voice acting. The soundtrack, this might be the soundtrack of the year. It is a weird blend of feel-good music, mainly from bygone eras, and Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross doing their best…

  • Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills

    Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills

    ★★½

    Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills is exactly what you think it might be. This is a soft-core skinamax flick. Vlad has a problem with biting women in the throes of passion so his "favorite" bride decides they have to leave their home and move to Beverly Hills before the mob with pitchforks comes after them.

    A bored housewife becomes obsessed with her new neighbors and thinks it is weird that her new neighbors didn't move in with any luggage in…

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  • Christine

    Christine

    ★★★★

    That scene where the gas station explodes and the car drives away on fire, that is worth the price of admission.

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★½

    Is it wrong of me to enjoy the wheelchair guy's death so much? He wasn't an annoying character or anything but seeing him go down the stairs was amusing.