Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Starship Troopers
  • The Thing
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Recent activity

  • Descendants 3


  • Benny & Jolene

  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.


  • Hellboy


Recent reviews

  • Descendants 3

    Descendants 3


    The WORST protagonist I've ever seen in a movie trilogy. She made more U-turns on despicable immigration policy than Rishi Sunak.

  • Benny & Jolene

    Benny & Jolene

    Oh boy, that was terrible. What a waste of Cardiff, and Spillers Records, and Craig Roberts and Charlotte Ritchie and all my internal organs.

    If only Tracy had given his Maroon 5 CD back, he'd never have gone down this path.

Popular reviews

  • Clifford the Big Red Dog

    Clifford the Big Red Dog

    I'm so relieved he's getting his own standalone movie because Clifford would absolutely wreck both Kong and Godzilla, no sweat! Some Kaiju have no need for competition.

  • Love, Death & Robots: Swarm

    Love, Death & Robots: Swarm


    What started off as an intriguing premise, collapsed into a heap of exposition that I don't think made any sense or led anywhere interesting.