Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Descendants 3 2019

  ½ Watched 20 Sep 2023

  The WORST protagonist I've ever seen in a movie trilogy. She made more U-turns on despicable immigration policy than Rishi Sunak.

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  Benny & Jolene 2014

  ★ Watched 19 Sep 2023

  Oh boy, that was terrible. What a waste of Cardiff, and Spillers Records, and Craig Roberts and Charlotte Ritchie and all my internal organs.

  If only Tracy had given his Maroon 5 CD back, he'd never have gone down this path.

Popular reviews

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  Clifford the Big Red Dog 2021

  Added 1

  I'm so relieved he's getting his own standalone movie because Clifford would absolutely wreck both Kong and Godzilla, no sweat! Some Kaiju have no need for competition.

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  Love, Death & Robots: Swarm 2022

  ★★½ Added

  What started off as an intriguing premise, collapsed into a heap of exposition that I don't think made any sense or led anywhere interesting.