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Descendants 3 2019
The WORST protagonist I've ever seen in a movie trilogy. She made more U-turns on despicable immigration policy than Rishi Sunak.
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Benny & Jolene 2014
Oh boy, that was terrible. What a waste of Cardiff, and Spillers Records, and Craig Roberts and Charlotte Ritchie and all my internal organs.
If only Tracy had given his Maroon 5 CD back, he'd never have gone down this path.
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Clifford the Big Red Dog 2021
I'm so relieved he's getting his own standalone movie because Clifford would absolutely wreck both Kong and Godzilla, no sweat! Some Kaiju have no need for competition.
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Love, Death & Robots: Swarm 2022
What started off as an intriguing premise, collapsed into a heap of exposition that I don't think made any sense or led anywhere interesting.