Susan and Goldie's endearing on-screen chemistry - and Geoffrey Rush - is wasted on such a limp script that fails to create a memorable moment.
"I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries"
Once again, Shirley MacClaine steals the show in this deliciously camp melodrama.