Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Inception
  • About Time
  • The Social Network

Recent activity

  • Titane


  • Halloween Kills


  • The Last Duel


  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage


Recent reviews

  • Titane




    I get it, I really do, I get the whole found family thing, it’s like disarmingly touching for so much of it

    But also 


  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills, good gravy that’s a bad time at the cinema. It lacks any sort of urgency and sidelines its main character for practically the entire film in a story that doesn’t go anywhere, both plot-wise and literal movement wise. It’s just static throughout. The film is aiming for a mob mentality critique but does absolutely nothing with it, Michael is aimlessly just fucking about doing whatever for no reason, the kills are really, almost impressively boring (there isn’t even…

Popular reviews

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It


    I’m properly baffled by the positive reaction to this one. I found Conjuring 3 to be dull throughout, lacking any scares at all (every scare is telegraphed way beforehand, with scares only ever occurring in the clearly set up “scary” set-pieces), and a lack of focus on its story. It’s not a true crime mystery, it’s not a very effective demon story, it’s not a thorough exploration of Ed and Lorraine’s relationship, and yet it tries to be all 3…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die


    There’s a genuine chance this ends up as my film of the year. From minute 1 right to its *astonishingly* brilliant finale (via that gorgeous forest sequence and THE STAIRCASE), it hooked me in entirely, far more of a tense thriller than it is a Bond film. LOVED IT.