★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2019
The real victims in this movie? The birds. Living in a dark box, undoubtedly filled with their own shit, being shaken violently for days on a river. Just a family of shit-covered, concussed birds.
★★★★ Watched 20 Dec, 2018
Has some of the same flaws as other highly reverential literary adaptations, but it's so beautifully shot, acted, and scored that I didn't really care.
½ Watched 20 Dec, 2016
In this theater, no one could hear me scream.
½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2
In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.