★★★★ Watched 20 Sep, 2018
It's high time more people acknowledged that John C. Reilly is one of the greatest actors of his generation.
★½ Watched 21 Sep, 2018
A few compelling moments, and a more subtle Cage performance than you usually hope for in one of his DTV flicks... unfortunately, you need either some thrills or some Cage operatic goodness to justify watching this, and this has neither.
½ Watched 20 Dec, 2016
In this theater, no one could hear me scream.
½ Rewatched 24 Aug, 2013 2
In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.