Tomb Raider

We probably didn't need to start with thirty minutes of LARA CROFT: SNACK DELIVERY GIRL and her wacky sub-Premium Rush bike hijinks.

We definitely didn't need to follow that with a lengthy monologue repeating every big of exposition we were given in the prologue.

And we DEFINITELY didn't need an exciting finale sequence with a dissolving floor to culminate in the earnestly-delivered line, "IT'S A COLOR PUZZLE!"

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