can hardly be considered a “movie,” given the nigh-absence of characters and discernible narrative through lines, but you get some truly bonkers moments and the still-incredibly-potent star power charm of Gene Kelly, so hey, out of all the catastrophic movies of the last half-century, this has far more to offer than the others!
also neon makes every movie better tbh— if you think your movie is bad, coat its characters in neon, and it’ll fix the vast majority of the problem.