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Favorite films

  • Jerry Before Seinfeld
  • Curious George
  • The Exploits of Elaine
  • Kramer vs. Kramer

Recent activity

  • Valley of the Dolls


  • Buchanan Rides Alone


  • Decision at Sundown


  • The Color Purple


Pinned reviews

  • Saltburn



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Saltburn sounds like an STD that someone would get having sex with a grave

  • May December

    May December


    Imagine how she would react to a “MacArthur Park” cake situation

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation


    For the sake of science, I am going to take the most liked review of this movie, Google Translate it into Japanese, then Google Translate it back into English. Let's see what happens.

    Original review by Lisa Bettany: "Who doesn't love a movie that starts on Scarlett Johansson's bum?"

    Lisa Bettany's review Lost in Translation: "Who starts in the ass of Scarlett Johansson, you do not love movies?"

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall


    My ranking of the frog's many names:

    1. Doctor Cucumber
    2. Benjamin Franklin
    3. Ronald
    4. Kitty
    5. George Washington
    6. Jason Funderburker
    7. Mr. President
    8. Skipper
    9. Wirt Jr.
    10. Greg Jr.