Andrew Coleman ★★★★★
Jack Nicholson could sing Happy Birthday and find a way to make it sound sinister.
Ryan Hart ★★★★★
Just a dream by nelly but played on every device at different times and speeds
Andrew Coleman ★★½
The Pierce Brosnan/ABBA Cinematic Universe has taken quite the turn.
Andrew Coleman ★½
The very beginning and very end of this movie are kinda promising, but then it does that thing where it gets super boring and dumb. Sounds like it’s time for…
Andrew Coleman ★★★½ 1
Gerry Butler spends most of this movie chewing and doing his best Russell Crowe impression.
The characters leave a little to be desired and it takes itself very seriously, but…
Ryan Hart ★★★★½
No disrespect to Audrey II, but if I was that plant things would’ve went down differently
There would’ve been a lot of blood in that shop, and me saying I’m…
Me and my kids gonna recreate this infiltration of the upper class someday
Andrew Coleman ★★
I hate this movie.
Like I really hate this movie.
I think it’s really bad.
This has not earned the privilege of the compliment sandwich. I’m just going to get…