Jack Nicholson could sing Happy Birthday and find a way to make it sound sinister.
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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 2020
The Pierce Brosnan/ABBA Cinematic Universe has taken quite the turn.
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X-Men: Apocalypse 2016
The very beginning and very end of this movie are kinda promising, but then it does that thing where it gets super boring and dumb. Sounds like it’s time for…
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Den of Thieves 2018
Gerry Butler spends most of this movie chewing and doing his best Russell Crowe impression.
The characters leave a little to be desired and it takes itself very seriously, but…
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Little Shop of Horrors 1986
No disrespect to Audrey II, but if I was that plant things would’ve went down differently
There would’ve been a lot of blood in that shop, and me saying I’m…
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016
I hate this movie.
Like I really hate this movie.
I think it’s really bad.
This has not earned the privilege of the compliment sandwich. I’m just going to get…
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Andrew Coleman 9 films