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  • The Mummy
  • The Prestige
  • The Apartment
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Spider-Man 3

    ★★

  • The Faculty

    ★★★

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

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  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★★

    If Josh Hartnett was just selling them ground up caffeine pills the whole time then how the hell were they getting that high?

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

    Did Kevin Williamson just immediately forget that the most exciting part of Scream giving the audience enough clues to figure out who the killers are before it's revealed, and instead passing over all the red herrings to make it a dude we've never met before on a fishing boat with a very confusing vendetta?

    Disappointing overall, but not with merit. It's fun to watch half the cast of Scooby Doo/Cruel Intentions star in the soapy teen suspense thriller it starts out as more than the slasher vehicle it becomes. Movies sure used have Ryan Philippe in them, didn't they?

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Guess what everyone, I have to drop to a major spoiler: Gotham City is STILL Chicago. Sure it’s more of a time-displaced nightmare version where everything is rain and garbage instead of Nolan’s clean blue and orange streets, but I was still very happy to see Batman swooping down what was obviously the Franklin Street bridge. 

    It’s not an action movie but still very much a Batman movie because Reeves chooses other genres that are still well suited to the…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    It’s a shame that this didn’t come out last year when it supposed to while I was still going for my Medieval Studies Certificate, so that I could write “this movie fucks extremely hard” as the topic of my Arthurian Romance essay and get an A for it.