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  • The Nun

    The Nun


    Scariest Nun’s Ranked 
    1 - The Homophobic ones from my high school 
    2 - Valak

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    When I first saw Thor Ragnarok, I hadn’t seen the other two Thor films in years and remembered very little about them. So this film’s decision to completely obliterate what came before with a giant smile on its face, was one I didn’t mind at all. But I recently rewatched both Thor and Thor The Dark World, I really loved them. I adored their grandiose filmmaking and care for its worldbuiding and characters. I got invested. So seeing this movie…

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web


    The 1st act is chock full of overlong and convoluted set up, inorganic character interactions and some terrible, gimmicky editing. But once the plot actually kicks in around the second act, the movie becomes intricately creative and has more than enough cat and mouse suspense to go around. The conflicts and relationships are really well defined too. It’s a lot of fun. Still prefer the simplicity of the original though.

  • Unsane



    Soderbergh, you’re a fucking genius. Not only is this film an unflinching reminder of how we run the risk of having our mental health exploited by capitalists, but it’s also a beautiful experiment in low budget filmmaking. The iPhone lens overexposes the light of each environment, which creates this surreally gross aesthetic that totally violates what the human eye is conditioned to in regards to cinematics. It’s astonishing how poignant and viscerally charged this thing is, truly inspiring material for those who want to make a movie but are lacking in resources.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Watching this is deeply cathartic. The way Rian Johnson deconstructs the essence of this series and what it means to people is both challenging and loving. The finest bit of fresh air blockbuster cinema has had in years.

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay I actually have a complicated story to share. A few months ago, I saw Love, Simon with my mother. It was one of the most emotionally satisfying cinema going experiences of my life. I spent the last half of the film in tears at the sheer amount of empathy and hopefulness seeping at the surface of this movie. I gave it a 10/10 and even came out to my mother as Bisexual afterwards. But after some time had passed…