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  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
    fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

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  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U


    actual collapse... totally knocked my gay ass out on rewatch IN CHRISTOPHER LANDON WE TRUST !!

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    Me after dealing with 1 elderly person in retail

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

    That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

    Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    Did y'all know Sofia Coppolas dad made movies? Not as good as hers but that's wild lol