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Pinned reviews

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  Cruella 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Dan 27 May 2021

  Emma Stone: *does some unhinged shit*

  Her gays: honestly, work.

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  The Snowman 2017

  ★ Watched by Dan 25 Oct 2017 5

  me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
  fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

Recent reviews

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Dan 30 Jul 2022

  Oh shit… it’s TMZ

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  GoodFellas 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Dan 22 Jul 2022

  I miss when movies were great and people tried

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Dan 06 Jul 2017 1

  Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

  That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

  Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★½ Watched by Dan 09 Dec 2017 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "I'm a man!"
  "Well, nobody's perfect."