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  Cruella 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Dan 27 May 2021

  Emma Stone: *does some unhinged shit*

  Her gays: honestly, work.

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  The Snowman 2017

  ★ Watched by Dan 25 Oct 2017 5

  me: fassy, please, no more flops I can’t handle it anymore 
  fassy, pulling his whole dick out: Suck

Recent reviews

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  White Men Can't Jump 1992

  ★★★★ Watched by Dan 02 Jul 2022

  delicious

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  The Fifth Element 1997

  Watched by Dan 29 Jun 2022

  If there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that I’m gonna stan any 90s action movie starring hunky Bruce Willis where he has absolutely no idea what’s going on

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Dan 06 Jul 2017 1

  Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

  That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

  Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★½ Watched by Dan 09 Dec 2017 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "I'm a man!"
  "Well, nobody's perfect."