Ryan has written 83 reviews for films during 2021.

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    “You Pump?”
    “Yeah. You?”
    “How Much do you bench?”
    “Thou-thousand maybe”

  • Entourage



    Armie Hammer playing a psychopath seems much much more fitting nowadays

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading


    That’s how I assume all government processes are carried out now

  • Let It Shine

    Let It Shine


    Let’s shit on other rappers for working low paying jobs!!

  • Jersey Boys

    Jersey Boys


    Peeing in the sink because it’s a couple feet closer than the toilet is the level of lazy I aspire to achieve someday

  • One Night in Miami...

    One Night in Miami...


    Kingsley Ben-Adir was phenomenal to say the least

    This is my favorite type of movie, very limited scenery and action, a movie completely driven and decided by its dialogue

    However there was just something missing, I can’t pinpoint it rn, but it just wasn’t there

    I did very much enjoy it, and thought the movie was solid, but there was just something holding it back

  • Her



    Theo Twombley still vibing with his ukulele

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight


    This is going to be long so bear with me...

    Firstly, there’s some unexplainable it factor this trilogy possesses, the way it strikes you and delivers these poignant and memorable performances, in maybe the most simplistic movies ever. There’s a force that drives the viewer toward Jesse and Celine, a force that makes even their stupidest conversation, or in this case their most aggressive conflict, seem like the best thing that can be put on screen. 

    Secondly, there’s something about…

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset


    There’s something that draws you into a regular conversation. There’s aspects of film, when the dialogue is so polished that it’s clear it’s a film, however something is slightly different here. There aren’t any major errors or silences, but it just seems to be a direct view into a conversation of two people who are truly unhappy with their state or life. They talk and talk and talk and it’s the absolute perfect thing. 

    I really enjoyed My Dinner With…

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    If that were me I would’ve just kinda awkwardly exchanged glances for a half hour then went on my way

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook


    About as accurate of an eagles tailgate as there is

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You


    In high school I hit my throwing coach while winding back my javelin, thought that was pertinent information