• Chef

    Chef

    ★★★★

    I just don’t get why Casper didn’t bring the food he cooked to the critic after he left

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ★½

    3 thoughts
    1. Are these terrible. Absolutely. Will I watch the last two. Absolutely 
    2. First Maddie and now this, Zack really needs to start setting realistic relationship goals
    3. It is abundantly clear that Netflix is fine with putting out just awful films for money

  • After

    After

    ★½

    Ralph Fiennes would be disappointed

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★★½

    Nothing could have prepared me for that final 45 minutes

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    ★★★★½

    Felt like an intruder in her therapy session but I enjoyed once again

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★½

    “You Pump?”
    “What?”
    “Weights?” 
    “Yeah. You?”
    “Yeah”
    “How Much do you bench?”
    “Thou-thousand maybe”

  • Entourage

    Entourage

    ★★★

    Armie Hammer playing a psychopath seems much much more fitting nowadays

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

    ★★★★

    That’s how I assume all government processes are carried out now

  • Let It Shine

    Let It Shine

    ★★★

    Let’s shit on other rappers for working low paying jobs!!

  • Jersey Boys

    Jersey Boys

    ★★★★

    Peeing in the sink because it’s a couple feet closer than the toilet is the level of lazy I aspire to achieve someday

  • One Night in Miami...

    One Night in Miami...

    ★★★½

    Kingsley Ben-Adir was phenomenal to say the least

    This is my favorite type of movie, very limited scenery and action, a movie completely driven and decided by its dialogue

    However there was just something missing, I can’t pinpoint it rn, but it just wasn’t there

    I did very much enjoy it, and thought the movie was solid, but there was just something holding it back

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★★

    Theo Twombley still vibing with his ukulele