Ryan has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes

    ★★½

    They nearly perfected the Christian high school retreat

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★½

    She’s really good

  • Due Date

    Due Date

    ★★½

    Zach is funny, that’s about it

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★½

    Don’t get me wrong the Meyerwitz Stories was fantastic....

    Just not a Noah Baumbach guy, same problems here that I had with marriage story. This is worse to me than marriage story though, there’s no real story, no real character development outside of Frances, I could’ve slept through this and not felt like I missed anything

  • Observe and Report

    Observe and Report

    ★★½

    Just another terrible movie, but boy is it funny

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★½

    Danny Devito’s Umbrellas walked so the Kingsman Umbrellas could run

  • CB4

    CB4

    ★★½

    Chris Rock is funny sometimes, liked the N.W.A joke most of the time, it was cool

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    Jar jar binks appearances and Natalie Portman are the only reason it didn’t get a 1 Star, just not a good movie, and you’d think a franchise as big as this could get an Anakin that could act smh